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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Chat Support Agent jobs? · Latest report #xyhens3v
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified script reader waiting to be deleted.
Professional empathy-bot, currently pending total system wipe.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite empathy, zero salary.
help!you▸ TALKBACK V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates confidently to close every support ticket
You type canned responses to frustrated users all day long. Soon, a faster script will do it for free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can occasionally sense when a user is lying about their technical issues.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart text suggestions begin to write your replies for you.
Week 9
The AI handles simple password reset queries without your input.
Month 3
Robots learn to mimic your specific tone of hollow concern.
Month 4
Managers start checking the machine's accuracy instead of yours.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server logs you out and never sends the password back.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
0.002 seconds
Average response latency
94 percent
Human burnout rate
Zero
Correctness variance
Your severance
A PDF of a book on how to learn coding.
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