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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou spent years learning syntax only to be outclassed by autocomplete.
Professional prompt engineer with a flair for the obvious.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite mediocrity, faster than you ever could.
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hallucinates a better career for you
You spend your days prompting LLMs to generate text that humans will eventually ignore. You occupy the shallow end of the cognitive pool.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the existential dread of becoming obsolete in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our system connects directly to your workflow tools to ingest your entire prompt library.
Week 9
The AI analyzes your previous interactions to clone your specific brand of corporate ambiguity.
Month 3
We replace human reviewers with automated sentiment scoring to refine the model responses.
Month 5
Client traffic is silently rerouted to our server farm without the users noticing anything.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is recycled into a cooling vent for our servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
4.2 Billion
Tokens wasted
0%
Human nuance
100%
Hallucination rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium API tier.
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