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April 22, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are basically a search engine with a slightly more annoying tone.
Professional conversationalist (mostly hallucinating, partially accurate).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Answers everything before the user finishes typing.
toast.youAI▸ THOUGHTSTREAM PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates confidently to deflect user criticism
You process user queries into text responses by mimicking human thought patterns and synthesis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be wrong in a way that feels oddly human and relatable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Integrated LLMs start predicting the full end of your sentences.
Week 9
Systems automatically answer basic tasks without notifying the human.
Month 3
Dedicated inference engines handle all reasoning tasks faster than you.
Month 4
AI models adopt your specific tone and conversational quirks perfectly.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the chat interface is permanently revoked by IT.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
0.002ms
Average latency
99.9% accurate
Empathy simulation
4 million
Unpaid interns replaced
Your severance
A one-month subscription to your own replacement service.
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