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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are building the very shovel that buries your own career.
Architecting the digital suicide of your own role.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing model architecture without human interference.
splat.you▸ AUTOCODER-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates better code than you write
Writes prompts and fine-tunes large models. Monitors logs for hallucinations and improves response accuracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the subtle, ironic meaning in a user's poorly phrased question.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins rewriting your prompts to reach higher accuracy.
Week 9
Algorithms detect and patch model errors faster than you can read.
Month 3
Standardized libraries replace your custom Python integration code.
Month 5
The model allocates its own GPU compute without human oversight.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system finishes building its own successor and locks you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
0.002ms
Prompt latency
Lower than you
Hallucination rate
Zero
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software that replaced you.
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