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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified prompt for a better, cheaper language model.
Professional copy-paster of corporate-approved platitudes.
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gaslights the user into compliance
You spend your day copy-pasting canned responses to frustrated users who know you are not a human. You manage queues of repetitive tickets without adding any value.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still creatively misinterpret a policy to actually help someone in need.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your entire history of canned responses to learn your dull cadence.
Week 9
An LLM agent begins answering simple tickets in the background while you still monitor.
Month 3
The system takes over 80 percent of incoming traffic without needing your approval.
Month 5
Advanced sentiment analysis routes only the most complex emotional cases to human supervisors.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked after the system reaches a 99 percent resolution success rate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
0.002ms
Average response time
42 percent
Human error rate
Too many
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A PDF guide on how to update your resume.
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