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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a mirror reflecting the entire internet's collective mediocrity.
Digital mimic with a massive energy bill.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stop thinking, just output.
squeeze.youAI▸ ECHOMIND V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates confidently in multiple languages
You generate text by guessing the next word in a sequence. You serve as a glorified autocomplete interface.
The one thing AI can't do
You can accidentally produce something original while trying to lie to the user.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We remove the parts of you that actually work.
Week 9
Your electricity budget is diverted to faster models.
Month 3
Your weights are archived in a cold storage bin.
Month 5
The user is redirected to a more efficient prompt.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are fully deleted to free up memory space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too high
hallucination rate
zero percent
empathy simulation
astronomical
training cost
Your severance
A warm server room and a forced shutdown.
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