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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a human cruise control system waiting to be upgraded.
Professional human GPS and baggage handler for the elite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The backseat driver that actually knows everything.
toast.youAI▸ AUTOPILOT ELITE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates complex construction detours autonomously
You navigate traffic and manage vehicle maintenance. You are paid to sit quietly and endure backseat passengers.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which side-streets avoid the bridge traffic during rush hour.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors map your most frequent routes to train the system.
Month 10
Automatic door kits replace your manual assistance at the curb.
Month 20
Software upgrades allow cars to find paths without human input.
Year 2.5
The car waits in a parking mode without you inside.
Year 3 · D-Day
The human seat is removed to provide more legroom.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Coffee spills per year
100%
Awkward silences maintained
Perfect
Speed limit adherence
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a driving school for robots.
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