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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsWatching people scan their own groceries is not a real career.
Professional key-turner for when the self-checkout inevitably crashes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total autonomy for every customer transaction.
no no noyou▸ QUEUEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
voids unauthorized coupons before they are scanned
You oversee cashiers, clear register jams, and handle difficult customer refunds. Your existence is basically a glorified key-turner.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a customer is lying about a price tag.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in carts eliminate the need for traditional checkout lanes.
Month 6
App-based verification replaces the need for a physical supervisor key.
Month 12
Robotic cash-in-cash-out machines handle all physical currency reconciliation.
Month 16
Vision models detect theft better than any tired human supervisor.
Year 2 · D-Day
The registers turn off your access and lock you out permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 per shift
Average register override frequency
12 annoyed
Customer complaints resolved daily
63 percent
Time spent staring at blank screen
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired store gift cards.
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