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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou specialize in aesthetic voids while the world wants actual food.
Professional architect of dairy-based empty space.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistent holes, zero human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ VOIDMAKER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
drills perfect swiss patterns into wheels
You control the piercing process for mass-market swiss-style wheels. You oversee humidity and gas release during maturation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify the specific, subtle aroma profile of a perfectly aged wheel.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor the exact gas buildup within the maturing cheese wheels.
Month 6
Robotic drill arrays replace your manual needle adjustments.
Month 15
Cameras verify hole symmetry before the packaging stage begins.
Year 2
Self-washing robotic units sanitize the piercing equipment automatically.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your workstation is dismantled to make room for high-speed automated storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
450
Holes per minute
0.1%
Cheese waste percentage
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of mild cheddar blocks.
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