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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour knife skills are impressive, but machines never forget the rind.
Expert slicer, professional sniffer, full-time cheese bore.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision slicing without the pretentious small talk.
bzzt.youAI▸ WHEYSTATION PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
slices perfect wedges with laser precision
You slice wedges, wrap paper, and pretend to care about a customer's preference for raw milk gouda.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the cave-aged cheddar has reached its peak aromatic profile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in the display case monitor aging and humidity levels automatically.
Month 7
Vision-guided kiosks dispense pre-sliced samples based on customer data profiles.
Month 16
Pneumatic arms slice and wrap wedges to exact gram measurements.
Year 2.1
The AI learns to describe notes of nuttiness and grass.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The machine takes over the counter and the human is retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
142 pieces
Cheese wedges cut daily
9000 hours
Seconds spent describing funk
4 percent
Customers who actually know brie
Your severance
A lifetime supply of factory-sealed string cheese.
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