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June 22, 2034
In 7 years, 8 monthsTracking spotted cats with sensors until the data becomes the biology.
Field biologist with binoculars and high patience levels.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Nature management through cold, hard data.
glub.youAI▸ ECOSENTINEL UNIT 7▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monitors feline movement patterns remotely
You monitor feline movement, survey prey populations, and mitigate human-wildlife conflict in arid savanna environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a cat in the eye and sense its genuine mood.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res imagery identifies predator habitats without boots on the ground.
Month 16
Automated drones tag and track wildlife movement across the reserve.
Year 3.3
Sensors alert farmers before cats even approach livestock pens.
Year 5
Real-time population modeling replaces your manual spreadsheet entry work.
Year 8 · D-Day
The machine manages the ecosystem while you finally get some shade.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
Zero seconds
Telemetry latency
Unlimited
Savanna miles patrolled
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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