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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour silver service is just a fancy way of saying slow.
Professional plate-carrier with a penchant for white napkins.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect plating, zero table talk.
help!you▸ SERVICEBOT 9000-D▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers hot plates without needing a break
You manage the dining section, finish dishes table-side, and ensure guests get their food at the perfect temperature.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a guest is lying about their food allergy.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Tablets replace the paper menus and your awkward sales pitches.
Month 6
Quiet trolleys clear the dirty plates before you even blink.
Month 15
Cameras track plate readiness better than any human waiter.
Year 2.1
Mechanical arms perform perfect table-side finishes every single time.
Year 3 · D-Day
The dining floor is finally fully optimized for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
3 percent
Average table-side flambe burn
0.1 seconds
Seconds to refill water
Irrelevant
Human charisma level
Your severance
One free meal you don't have to serve yourself.
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