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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsWatching pressure gauges is the ultimate way to under-utilise your brain.
Professional needle-watcher and pipe-tap aficionado.
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Total stability, zero human error, perfect chemistry.
oof.youAI▸ CHEMAUTO FLOW-CONTROLLER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates flow valves in sub-millisecond cycles
You monitor reactor temperatures, manually adjust valve flow rates, and record batch metrics on clipboards throughout the day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can smell a volatile leak before the digital sensors even register a minor pressure drop.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors are retrofitted to all legacy dials for real-time reporting.
Month 5
Pneumatic actuators replace your manual turning of the iron valves.
Month 13
Your clipboard is replaced by a direct-to-cloud server feed.
Year 1.9
High-pressure internal spray systems remove the need for hose scrubbing.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The factory controller assumes full autonomy and locks the exits.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
142 turns
Valve adjustments per shift
410 mins
Minutes spent staring at needles
too slow
Average spill cleanup speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of hazard-grade safety goggles.
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