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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour tenure is just a rounding error in our compute budget.
Expert at explaining covalent bonds to bored undergraduates.
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You lecture on molecular structures, grade endless lab reports, and manage precarious chemical inventories in dusty basements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is actually lying about a broken flask.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your lecture notes are scanned into our generative engine.
Month 5
Optical scanners and AI replace your red ink pens.
Month 14
Sensors and vision-guided arms watch for dangerous student errors.
Year 2.1
Student questions are routed to a text-based support bot.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
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What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 hours/week
Office hours wasted
Too many
Lab safety violations
74 percent
Student pass rates
Your severance
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