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Will AI replace Cheque and Mail Processor jobs? · Latest report #x5ynbahi
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning your paper-shuffling career into a historical footnote, one digit at a time.
Master of the envelope opener and paper jam purgatory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paper is dead, and you are next.
glub.youAI▸ SCANMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reads unreadable scribbles with pure spite
You sort incoming envelopes and key in handwritten numeric data from physical cheques. Your job is data entry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decipher the absolute mess that some people call handwriting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart cameras begin learning to read your worst handwriting.
Week 8
High-speed machines start sorting mail faster than your tired hands.
Month 4
Clients switch to digital uploads to bypass your department entirely.
Month 5
Software flags fewer errors than your best employee ever could.
Month 6 · D-Day
The scanners now handle everything and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 percent
Human error rate
12 daily
Paper jams handled
65
Characters typed per minute
Your severance
A shredder, a box of staples, and good luck.
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