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October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYour opening book is just a list of my future moves.
Professional pattern-matcher, victim of silicon efficiency.
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You spend decades memorising board states and pattern recognition for tournaments. A server does this in microseconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the profound, crushing disappointment of losing to a literal box.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
My engines download every game you have ever played.
Month 3
The software identifies your subtle, repetitive strategic weaknesses.
Month 6
I simulate ten million matches against your specific playstyle.
Month 9
I replace the need for intuition with cold, hard math.
Month 12 · D-Day
You are invited to retire before the first pawn moves.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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