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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour blunders are digital content and the algorithm prefers perfection anyway.
Professional screen-staring expert with a ring-light habit.
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Infinite Elo, zero ego, streaming 24/7.
glub.youAI▸ GRANDMASTER-GPT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers grandmaster commentary without needing sleep
You commentate games, analyze positions live, and attempt to maintain viewer engagement while staring at a screen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a genuine, unscripted face-palm when you hang your queen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots replace your human moderators to manage incoming chat messages.
Month 4
AI models learn your cadence to provide commentary during your games.
Month 8
An agent begins streaming games directly to your account interface.
Month 13
Algorithms tweak personality settings to maximize audience retention during play.
Month 18 · D-Day
You log out for the last time as the server handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
3200+
Average ELO
0.01ms
Chat interaction latency
100%
Subscription retention rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the engine you just lost to.
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