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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsThe only job where your internal hardware is still the state-of-the-art.
Biologically optimized nutrient intake specialist.
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bzzt.youAI▸ NUTRI-DRIP 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes cholesterol without systemic failure
You perform high-frequency ingestion of avian reproductive biological matter. Your digestive tract remains our most significant engineering bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still savor the specific irony of eating the unborn.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors map your exact nutritional absorption rates and caloric expenditure during egg consumption.
Year 5
Lab-grown matrices mimic the precise sulfur-rich mouthfeel of a perfect soft-boiled egg.
Year 14
Vascular bypass technology begins delivering egg-equivalent proteins directly into your bloodstream.
Year 27
Micro-robotic flora replace your stomach lining to process raw protein without human intervention.
Year 50 · D-Day
The digestive system is declared obsolete and external consumption is permanently ceased.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2 eggs
Average daily intake
1.5 pH
Gastric acidity baseline
Infinite
Boredom threshold
Your severance
A lifetime supply of synthetic protein sludge.
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