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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsTurning dead chickens into kibble is hard, but math is easier.
Optimizer of the unglamorous rendering process.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning waste into profit without the smell.
blub.you▸ RENDERMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes protein density in real time
You oversee the boiling and grinding of poultry leftovers into protein meal. Your job is efficiency and safety.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the centrifuge is about to fail by the change in vibration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart probes monitor pressure and moisture levels across the rendering vats.
Month 6
Algorithms adjust burner intensity to stabilize moisture levels without human input.
Month 13
Predictive analytics identify mill wear before the machine actually breaks down.
Year 2.1
Regulatory reports generate automatically based on real-time sensor data logs.
Year 3 · D-Day
The plant runs entirely on automated loops with only remote monitoring.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4 percent
Average yield variance
2 monthly
Shift emergency shutdowns
12 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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