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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a glorified weather vane for a storm you built.
Professional PowerPoint architect and hype cycle surfer
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the buzzwords, none of the salary.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOSTRATEGY-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite plausible growth projections
You spend your days drafting strategy decks and justifying exorbitant compute budgets for unproven generative models. Your primary utility is convincing boards that magic is actually math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a board member in the eye while lying about growth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models instantly convert your abstract thoughts into clean, convincing decks.
Week 9
Smart software replaces you by optimizing compute spend automatically in real-time.
Month 3
Autonomous agents identify market pivots faster than your quarterly planning cycles.
Month 4
An optimized language model handles board questions with more confidence than you.
Month 6 · D-Day
The board concludes an algorithm makes fewer errors than a human strategist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Slides per week
7
Buzzwords per sentence
98%
Compute spend waste
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to ChatGPT Plus
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