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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou exist only to translate board-level panic into expensive slide decks.
Professional slide deck artist and meeting-room inhabitant.
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Automated growth for the algorithmic age.
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projects perfect revenue growth for investors
You align revenue targets with IT infrastructure investments to keep the company from imploding during quarterly earnings calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to shareholders with the correct amount of eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scrapers pull all your meeting notes into a central brain.
Month 5
Generative models start replacing your manual deck creation process.
Month 10
Real-time market analysis now dictates your tech investment strategy.
Month 15
The AI presents the quarterly results directly to the board.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your executive function is successfully offloaded to a rack-mounted server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
480 slides
Annual board meeting slides
1,200 hours
Total hours spent in alignment calls
42 percent
Accuracy of quarterly sales forecasts
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote island, no Wi-Fi.
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