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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading your soul for ARR growth until the servers replace you.
Professional power-pointer and enterprise revenue dreamer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the competition even wakes
glub.youAI▸ REVENUEPILOT AI▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates aggressive quarterly discount strategies
You spend all day closing enterprise contracts and managing sales quotas. Eventually, a software model does it cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with genuine, uncomputable conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An AI agent begins auditing your messy sales pipeline data.
Month 6
Dynamic models generate bespoke pitch decks for every lead.
Month 11
Smart software replaces the human legal review process.
Month 16
Chatbots handle all initial outreach and pricing discussions.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single revenue algorithm closes the final enterprise deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400k
Average quarterly burn rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
8000
Meaningless slide decks generated
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete retirement home.
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