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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just a firewall that costs three hundred thousand dollars.
Professional alarm-raiser and compliance document signer
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable security for your obsolete perimeter.
help!youAI▸ SECUNODE V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they trigger
You oversee enterprise threat detection, incident response, and compliance reporting. The machine does this with superior throughput and zero susceptibility to phishing emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the board why the legacy mainframe is burning down.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts parsing your SIEM logs to identify patterns you consistently ignore.
Month 3
Compliance reports are generated instantly by the system without your manual data entry.
Month 6
The agent takes over network rule adjustments based on real-time threat intelligence feeds.
Month 10
Automated response scripts isolate compromised endpoints before you can finish your coffee.
Month 14 · D-Day
The board signs a subscription agreement that makes your entire security department redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0 percent
Phishing susceptibility
0.003ms
Decision latency
None
Sleep requirements
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