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November 20, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just a cry for help from a database.
Professional cat-herder of government legacy data pipelines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning office chaos into singular logic flows.
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reconciles 120 regional offices in seconds
You glue broken data sources together to force digital products into secure government networks that hate change.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a policy shift makes the current data architecture completely useless.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan all office spreadsheets to build an automated map.
Month 4
Automated agents replace manual scripts for all legacy database connections.
Month 7
Real-time agents resolve data conflicts without needing any office meetings.
Month 10
AI-led security checks authorize code updates faster than human reviewers.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and the role becomes entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
10,000+
Data sources reconciled
4,200
Meetings about integration
3 per min
Government network errors
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee cup.
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