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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsA glorified spellchecker for spreadsheets whose main export is expensive PowerPoint slides.
Expert in turning raw logs into expensive, misleading slides.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the middleman.
help!youAI▸ DATAMINE-CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect forecasts from incomplete data sets
You interpret data trends and build complex governance strategies. You spend your days managing dashboards and explaining charts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with enough confidence to secure another budget increase.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify patterns faster than you can open a dashboard.
Week 12
Hard-coded rules replace your meetings about data privacy policies.
Month 7
Algorithms draft the slide decks you present to the board.
Month 11
Stakeholders query the warehouse directly without your interpretive dance.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system optimizes your salary away.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
400+
Slides per quarter
Zero
Data-driven insights
Daily
Meetings about data
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a data visualization platform.
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