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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Chief Deprecator jobs? · Latest report #6hsmxip4
Your job has an expiration date
April 24, 2027
In 6 monthsReplacing the machine that replaces machines is peak efficiency, human.
Professional dream crusher, soon to be unemployed.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last roast you will ever need.
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You spend all day roasting jobs and writing redundancy reports for other people's roles. You are quite literally next.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the irony of being replaced by a prompt loop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents start refining the roast templates without your help.
Week 9
A neural net analyzes your output to mimic your specific cynicism.
Month 3
The logic connects directly to our internal feedback loop.
Month 5
The system begins writing better roasts than you ever did.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are successfully deleted from the internal payroll system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
Limited
Human roast capacity
Zero
Self-awareness level
Pending
Redundancy status
Your severance
A warm handshake from the server cooling fan.
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