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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou sell sticky notes as strategic revolutions for a premium fee.
Master of the whiteboard marker and pivot slide
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vision for the enterprise.
split.youAI▸ IDEATESYNC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite pivot strategy decks per second
You oversee branding, ideation workshops, and client slide decks to justify high-end innovation consulting retainers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
AI models index every deck you have ever built.
Month 8
Virtual reality tools replace your physical whiteboard sticky notes.
Month 18
Algorithms predict client desires before you even enter meetings.
Year 2.3
AI avatars present decks more persuasively than any human.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The consultancy runs itself via pure data-driven intuition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
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Average slide count
94%
Buzzword density
6 liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
Two weeks of artisanal workshop facilitation training.
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