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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou curate pixels for machines that can generate infinite variations instantly.
Pixel-pusher who thinks Pantone is a personality trait.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect layouts without the human ego.
blub.you▸ PRINTMASTER AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects brand identity files in milliseconds
You oversee print production layouts, color calibration, and customer order specifications. You manage the visual output of presses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a client is lying about their brand color preferences.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors adjust printer settings without your visual intervention.
Month 4
AI churns through thousands of design variations for your clients.
Month 8
Clients select their own templates, ignoring your design input entirely.
Month 13
Software automatically fixes low-res images and bleeding issues.
Month 18 · D-Day
The printing press connects directly to our cloud-based design core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
2 percent
Manual layout errors
400 per hour
Design iteration count
15 percent
Print job waste
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our CMYK-testing software.
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