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October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsYou hire the robots to fire the staff, until you expire too.
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Decisions without the pesky ego or equity
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You oversee strategy, capital allocation, and board relations. Your replacement manages these functions using algorithmic optimization of corporate assets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convincingly lie to investors while sweating.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Your daily emails and memos are fed into the decision engine.
Month 7
The board realizes the algorithm never misses a quarterly target.
Month 14
The AI starts drafting all press releases and company wide announcements.
Month 21
Board meetings are now automated API calls between machines.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board replaces your salary with a subscription fee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4 minutes
Annual board meeting duration
12,400
Quarterly pivots executed
0.01%
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Your severance
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