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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting for a faster calculator.
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You manage capital allocation, financial reporting, and investor relations. You turn complex market data into executive board decisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a board of directors with a straight face.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest every transaction log directly into the model.
Month 4
Machine learning identifies fiscal trends long before the quarterly meeting.
Month 8
Logic gates automatically redistribute departmental budgets without human debate.
Month 13
An interface replaces you in video calls to present numbers.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full fiscal autonomy and removes executive oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4,200
Annual board slides consumed
Sub-optimal
Coffee-to-profit ratio
14 days
Average decision latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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