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December 17, 2027
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automates severance packages before the employee arrives
You oversee company policies, talent acquisition, and employee relations. You turn human complexity into spreadsheet rows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to listen during a performance review without looking at your watch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Large language models begin writing your employee handbook and policy updates.
Month 3
Algorithms replace your recruitment team by scanning profiles for keyword matches.
Month 6
Chatbots resolve interpersonal disputes using pre-approved, legally safe company templates.
Month 10
Software tracks employee metrics to recommend promotions or terminations automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The board replaces your entire department with an automated governance server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
100% efficiency
Annual employee grievances ignored
0.02 seconds
Time to draft layoff emails
Your severance
A PDF copy of our updated employee handbook.
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