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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPaying six figures for someone to stare at a whiteboard is over.
Professional whiteboard filler and visionary of nothing.
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hallucinates a disruptive market strategy instantly
You generate buzzwords for products that do not exist. You fill slide decks with empty, abstract corporate vision.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of nodding solemnly during a useless strategy meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes industry trends to generate nonsense buzzword slide decks.
Week 9
Digital avatars deliver the visionary speeches you used to rehearse.
Month 3
Our software writes your weekly 'thought leadership' emails for the company.
Month 4
Smart locks prevent humans from entering rooms without a clear project goal.
Month 6 · D-Day
The entire department is deleted from the payroll with one keystroke.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
4000
Ideas generated per second
Zero
Brainstorming meetings required
45
Buzzwords per slide
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Ideas'
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