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August 31, 2027
In 10 monthsA glorified task-assigner for models that don't need you anymore.
Professional architect of complex sentences that mean nothing.
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Automated vision with zero middle-management bloat
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replaces entire strategy decks with logic
Directing engineering teams to integrate AI agents into products. Orchestrating workflows and overseeing digital service delivery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of nodding during meetings to feign deep comprehension.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Agents transcribe and summarize your meetings without needing your insight.
Week 9
Planning tools ingest your data and generate superior roadmaps alone.
Month 5
Models now talk directly to code repos, bypassing your human team.
Month 7
Algorithmic finance cuts your department as it finds cheaper cloud providers.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system deletes your email account to save on licensing fees.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
48
Buzzwords used per meeting
Zero
Actual lines of code written
Questionable
Value added to bottom line
Your severance
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