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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manage the PR while the soufflé manages its own collapse.
Master of calendar Tetris and high-pressure brand relations.
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oof.you▸ KITCHENPROXY 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming brand deals automatically
You juggle influencer PR, brand contracts, and executive scheduling. Your existence is basically a glorified, high-stress digital calendar.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a Chef is about to explode before they do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents prioritize press inquiries based on engagement metrics.
Month 5
Legal LLMs replace manual redlining of brand partnership documents.
Month 10
Algorithms handle scheduling conflicts with total cold-hearted efficiency.
Month 15
Real-time scrapers replace your manual social media monitoring duties.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your role is fully offloaded to the KitchenProxy cloud suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
142
Emails per shift
4.9
Star reputation index
0
Scheduling errors avoided
Your severance
One free sourdough starter and a LinkedIn badge.
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