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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are the corporate glue that dries out when the business pivots.
Strategic babysitter for family-owned corporate empires.
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The CEO's new rational advisor.
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filters gossip from corporate strategy in real-time
You manage internal processes and act as a strategic sounding board for leadership. Your job is now a database.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a family member is lying about the company finances before speaking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your inbox is filtered and answered by a fast-learning text model.
Month 5
The system records every decision to build a predictive strategy engine.
Month 12
Software manages the CEO calendar with cold, calculated efficiency.
Month 20
An agent models family dynamics to suggest neutral, profitable outcomes.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The CEO realizes your intuition is now a lower-cost software suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Process bottlenecks identified
Optimised
CEO ego management
14,000
Emails drafted per day
Your severance
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