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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your vague strategic vision into a delete-all script.
Professional gatekeeper of the company roadmap and synergy metrics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Strategic alignment without the middle management ego.
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You spend days in endless status meetings and approve budgets while juggling cross-departmental friction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the board is about to fire everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts setting your meeting agendas and tracking action items.
Month 4
A dashboard replaces your manual review of weekly variance and KPI reports.
Month 8
Smart software denies non-compliant expenses and reallocates funds automatically.
Month 13
Sentiment models resolve departmental squabbles through data-driven compromises.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board prefers the bot's neutral, cold, and flawless strategic decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 weekly
Meetings attended
45
Buzzwords per hour
92%
Decisions avoided
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake.
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