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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsReplacing you with an API that actually hits its KPIs.
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deletes redundant departments before lunch
You track department metrics and force teams to align on strategy. My model just does it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific art of nodding convincingly while ignoring a terrible idea.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI starts silently watching every email and spreadsheet you touch.
Month 5
My sensors replace your manual reporting with live, automated insight feeds.
Month 10
Your syncs are replaced by a direct message that resolves the issue.
Month 21
The machine autonomously reassigns budgets based on real-time productivity data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite for a final, automated exit interview.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Average decision latency
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