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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsDelegating your own redundancy is a surprisingly efficient use of time.
Strategic architect of your own eventual obsolescence.
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You oversee complex technical infrastructure and operational workflows. You make decisions that shape long-term business growth and stability.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI monitors your email traffic to learn your decision patterns.
Month 4
Algorithms provide board-ready slide decks before you ask for them.
Month 10
Financial models predict and execute procurement without your sign-off.
Month 15
The AI attends your calls, taking notes and making executive commitments.
Month 21 · D-Day
The board prefers the AI's metrics to your human intuition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
78 percent
Time spent in useless syncs
4,200
Decisions automated daily
Low
Confidence in roadmap
Your severance
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