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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist only to make firing people feel like a team activity.
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Optimizing human capital without the pesky feelings.
blub.you▸ CULTUREBOT ENTERPRISE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers termination notices via gentle corporate buzzwords
You manage hiring, firing, payroll compliance, and internal company culture initiatives. You spend your day in endless meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a recruit's face without triggering a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software replaces performance calibration by tracking every single keystroke.
Month 4
Dynamic legal bots handle all handbook updates based on real-time laws.
Month 8
Camera and chat analysis replaces your need to host team workshops.
Month 12
AI filters all candidates so you never have to read resumes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system automatically notifies you of your own redundancy via email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94 minutes
Average meeting duration
99.2%
Empathy simulation index
0.03 seconds
Layoff notification delay
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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