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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou craft the spin, but the machine will just generate reality.
Master of ministerial damage control and carefully worded non-denials.
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filters toxic policy into palatable headlines
You draft ministerial press releases, manage journalist inquiries, and coordinate media appearances during trade policy announcements.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which journalist needs a private coffee to kill a bad story.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify emerging narratives before you even finish your tea.
Month 4
AI models generate press releases using historical government tone patterns.
Month 8
Smart agents answer routine journalist questions with instant, verified facts.
Month 13
Policy updates are published directly to media feeds without human review.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department replaces your desk with a single server rack.
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Spin consistency rate
zero seconds
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