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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTranslating vague whiteboard doodles into expensive development debt is finally over.
Professional weaver of slide-deck fairy tales and roadmaps.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven decisions without the ego
oof.you▸ STRATEGYBOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises quarterly revenue via algorithmic consensus
You define product vision and roadmap. You manage stakeholder expectations and cross-functional teams to ship features.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with enough confidence to secure another quarter's runway.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart agents sort your Jira tickets by profitability instead of urgency.
Month 6
Algorithms replace your gut feeling with actual usage metrics.
Month 13
Generative models produce your board slides faster than you can.
Month 21
AI summaries replace your hourly updates to the leadership team.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The CPO office is repurposed into a high-density server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.2
Roadmap pivots per week
2400
Minutes spent in syncs
99 percent
User empathy simulated
Your severance
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