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May 4, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour bibliography is just an expensive hallucination, but our AI is faster.
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hallucinates groundbreaking breakthroughs overnight
You spend your days reviewing endless datasets and drafting white papers. Soon, LLMs will synthesize these patterns instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a dataset is lying before the code even runs.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers index every paper ever written in milliseconds.
Month 4
Smart software writes your literature reviews in seconds.
Month 8
Algorithm-generated proposals get approved for their logical consistency.
Month 13
Cleaning messy CSV files is handled by vision-guided models.
Month 18 · D-Day
The research department is fully replaced by a background script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12 percent
Average citation drift
75 percent
Time spent in meetings
30 percent
Peer review rejection rate
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