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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling hope to the board while your metrics quietly slide backward.
Professional spreadsheet optimist and board-meeting theatre lead.
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You juggle quarterly revenue forecasts and client acquisition strategies. Your days are spent chasing pipelines and quarterly growth targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with such convincing, unblinking human sincerity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors ingest raw CRM data to strip away your optimistic bias.
Month 5
Generative models produce board decks that are actually factually accurate.
Month 11
Natural language processors read deal rooms and predict churn before you.
Month 17
Decision-matrices execute contract terms faster than your lunch hour.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board prefers the machine because it never asks for bonuses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Non-existent
Quarterly P&L sanity
Too many
PowerPoint slide count
High
Pipeline manipulation rate
Your severance
Two weeks of LinkedIn Premium and a coffee mug.
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