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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database that hasn't been scraped yet.
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Closing deals while you sleep soundly
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automates quarterly revenue projections with lies
You hunt enterprise contracts, manage sales quotas, and nurture client relationships over expensive, tax-deductible long lunches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when to stop talking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart software replaces manual data entry with predictive activity logging.
Month 7
Generative models build custom proposals faster than any sales intern.
Month 17
Autonomous agents handle initial discovery calls without needing a lunch.
Year 2.1
Language models find the optimal price point without human ego.
Year 3 · D-Day
The software assumes full control of the entire enterprise pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
200 USD
Average lunch cost
0.02 percent
Cold call conversion
100 percent
Golf handicap relevance
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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