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December 16, 2029
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Expert in superconductors, currently training its own executioner.
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split.youAI▸ SUPERLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect revenue growth models
You oversee complex computational model training and explain technical physics to venture capitalists and hardware clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charisma to secure the next round.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Dynamic slides generate themselves based on real-time simulation progress.
Month 8
Agentic systems refactor your entire superconducting model library daily.
Month 18
The AI models investor sentiment to predict the best exit.
Year 2.3
Robotic sensors verify material performance without human oversight.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The board concludes an algorithm offers better ROI than you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
24/7
Model iteration cycles
Infinite
VC meetings handled
0.0001%
Superconductor patents filed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed product.
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