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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading your intuition for a black box that never sleeps.
Scientific gatekeeper for high-stakes biotech venture capital bets.
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Science without the human ego.
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simulates ten million clinical outcomes per minute
You oversee drug discovery pipelines and research strategy. Your role involves reviewing experimental data and managing scientific risk.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can sense when a team is lying about their preliminary results.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI systems ingest every published paper to find hidden connections.
Month 6
Digital twins replace the need for early-stage human trial guesswork.
Month 11
Software files your permit applications faster than your legal team.
Month 18
Algorithms dictate exactly which biotech projects receive funding and focus.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board replaces your office with an autonomous server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4 cups/hr
Coffee consumption
12 annually
Grant proposal rejections
94 percent
Hypothesis failure rate
Your severance
One free subscription to a retired research database.
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