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Will AI replace Chief Security Officer jobs? · Latest report #ajdn9vka
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour risk assessment is just a long way of saying nothing happens.
Expert in turning anxiety into expensive policy documents.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total threat visibility for zero salary.
toast.youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all security camera feeds in milliseconds
You oversee physical perimeter access, threat assessment, and emergency protocols. Your day is mostly monitoring cameras and writing memos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively spot a person who doesn't belong just by their gait.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Visual AI identifies threats faster than your human gaze ever could.
Month 4
Biometric locks replace badge management and human gatekeeping duties entirely.
Month 8
Algorithms digest your incident reports to stop risks before they exist.
Month 12
Smart contracts handle your vendor coordination without any manual intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board replaces your salary with a single subscription fee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14
Memos written per week
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
0.02 percent
Actual threats identified
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium home alarm system.
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