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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your slide decks into a high-speed delete command.
Strategist of the slide deck and meeting-room ghosting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time decision making without the lunch meetings.
help!you▸ STRATEGYSIM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
models market disruption faster than your team
You draft market expansions and analyze competitor movements while justifying bloated acquisition budgets to a bored board.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during a catastrophic quarterly miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your internal memos and emails are fed into our neural engine.
Month 5
The AI generates board decks based on real-time market data.
Month 12
The bot suggests strategic shifts before you even finish coffee.
Month 19
The board prefers the bot's data-driven, emotionless quarterly forecasts.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the strategy office is locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per strategy shift
4 per day
Hours spent ignoring Slack pings
3 decks
Slide decks generated daily
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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