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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsVisionary leader of technical debt and expensive cloud architecture.
The architect of elegant code nobody ever actually reads.
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The board prefers algorithms that don't need stock options.
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You oversee complex engineering roadmaps and justify spiraling server costs to uninterested stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during a crisis.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Automated agents scan every line of your technical debt repository.
Month 6
Decision algorithms propose development paths cheaper than your quarterly salary.
Month 13
The board prefers the machine’s direct, emotionless cost-cutting reports.
Month 21
The software begins approving architecture shifts without human oversight.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2
Roadmap pivots per quarter
34
Hours spent in meetings
Low
Annual burn rate confidence
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge and three months of expired equity.
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