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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA glorified document signer who thinks technical debt is a feature.
Professional roadmapper and high-level architecture finger-pointer.
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Decisions without the need for an ego.
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delivers brutal truths during board meetings
You manage roadmaps, sign off on architecture, and explain to non-technical boards why things are always delayed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about the release date with total confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart algorithms slice your department budget based on real performance data.
Month 4
AI models validate every code commit against corporate safety guidelines.
Month 9
Machine learning engines build your strategy by reading all market data.
Month 12
A real-time voice synthesis engine replaces your board room presence.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board prefers the software interface to your human fallibility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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